*Jubilee takes the stand and is sworn in by bailiff Beast*
Hulk: How old were you when Professor X first invaded your mind?
Space Ghost: objection! his prior indiscretions are not on trial here
Hulk: I am prepared to show a pattern of behavior
Space Ghost: side bar, your honor
Brak: step forward
Space Ghost: Your honor, introducing this evidence is highly prejudicial. Any mention of this will put my client on trial for unproven prior acts with a minor and not for the trial here
Brak: I must confer with the law reference
*Brak turns to his head around, looking towards his back where Yoda is hanging*
Yoda: overrule his objection you must
Brak: objection overruled. step back
*Space Ghost returns to the defendant table and Banner continues questioning*
Hulk: So when was the first time your mind was invaded by Professor X?
Jubilee: Well, on the first day at the school, I remember distinctly hearing Professor X's voice say "All your clothes are belong to me", but when I looked around, I didnt see him. At that time, I didnt realize he has psychic powers since I hadnt seen him before. Since then, I have learned that he has done that to all the other first year female students like Kitty Pride and Rogue.Space Ghost: Objection. Hearsay.
Brak: Sustained. Jury will disregard that last part of Jubilee's comment.
Hulk: What else has he done?
Jubilee: Well, he has invaded my dreams with thoughts of us having sex, he has controlled my entire body while I was taking showers, and last week, while I was at the mall....*begins to cry*
Hulk: I know this is difficult but please tell the court what happened
Jubilee: He...he made me use my powers to shred my clothes and made me run around the mall saying "I am a slut." I was with my friends! It was humiliating!
Hulk: I'm very sorry. *hands Jubilee a tissue* No further questions
*Hulk sits down, Space Ghost gets up*
Space Ghost: I am very sorry you had to experience that. But I have to ask you, are you sure that Professor X made you do it?
Jubilee: Positive. I could hear him in my head saying "oh yeah, that's it right there. You are a naugthy girl arent you? arent you!?"
Space Ghost: Can you explain to use about you relationship with one Mr. Gambit?
Jubilee: We are friends.
Space Ghost: Is that it? just friends?
Jubilee: yes.
Space Ghost: Isnt it true that 3 months ago, you tried to convince Gambit to go skinny dipping with you at the school's pool? and that you tried to seduce him by taking off all your clothes?
Jubilee: Well, at that time, I...
Space Ghost: And didnt you also know that Gambit was seeing Rogue at the time of that incident?
Jubilee: yes, but...
Space Ghost: Well, maybe that was just an isolated incident.... Tell us about your relationship with Mr. Logan a.k.a Wolverine
Jubilee: He is my teacher
Space Ghost: Just a teacher?
*Jubilee sits in silence*
Space Ghost: 2 months ago, you spied on a conversation between Wolverine and Jean Gray, did you not?
Jubilee: yes...
Space Ghost: And what was the content on that conversation?
Jubilee: Jean was dumping Wolverine cause she was pregnant with Scott's child
Space Ghost: and what did you proceed to do after you heard that?*Jubilee sits in silence*
Space Ghost: Didnt you put on lingerie and wait for Mr. Logan in his bedroom and try to catch him on the rebound?
Jubilee: It wasnt like that
Space Ghost: Please explain to us what it was then?
Jubilee: Well, I knew he was lonely and I just wanted to give him company
Space Ghost: Tell us, Ms. Jubilee. What happened that night
Hulk: Objection.
Space Ghost: I'll withdraw the question. Jubilee, after the way you seduced a man who was in an committed relationship, and the way you seduced your own teacher, you expect us to believe that Professor X MADE you do those things, or perhaps it was wishful thinking?
Jubilee: I know it was him!
Space Ghost: Sure thing. No further questions.
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