*Luke takes the stand and is sworn in by bailiff Beast*
Space Ghost: Mr. Skywalker, how long have you used the forceLuke Skywalker: I dont know exactly, but at least 10 years, closer to 15 I think
Space Ghost: and during that time, what have you used your powers for?
Luke: well, I used it to gain entry into enemy bases, save princesses, things like that.
Space Ghost: Based on your expert opinion, would you consider that the use of the force and psychic abilities are similar?
Luke: well, the force is more complicated than psychic abilities, but I can see how you could see the similarities. In fact, the force utilizes psychic abilities and much more...
Professor X: you fucking son of a bitch! I could make you piss yourself right now if I wanted to!!!!
Brak: order! Order in the court. Space Ghost, keep your client in check!
Space Ghost: I apologize for that outburst, your honor.
*Space Ghost goes to Professor X, they whisper something back and forth, and Space Ghost continues his questioning*
Space Ghost: So you would consider psychic abilities and the use of the force as very important responsibilities, correct?
Luke: yes
Space Ghost: Knowing Professor X from the psychiatric evaluation you conducted, what would you conclude about his views on his powers?
Luke: Well, he started a school to help others train their abilities. He, along with Magneto, created a machine to find mutants and help them avoid ridicule for their gifts. He seems to take his powers very seriously and uses them only to help society as whole, whether it is to have the normal people get used to mutants, or to prevent rebellious mutants from harming the commonfolk.
Space Ghost: Thank you Mr. Skywalker. No further questions.
Brak: Mr. Banner...
Hulk: So Professor X has used his powers only for good?
Luke: Well, I cant say ONLY. My discussions with him were brief, but from what I gathered, he mostly uses his powers for good.
Hulk: Is it unusual for someone who has used his powers for good to suddenly start using them for evil?
Luke: I dont understand your question.
Hulk: Well, lets take your father for example...
Space Ghost: OBJECTION! Approach your honor.
Brak: Step forward
*Mr. Banner and Space Ghost move towards the judge's bench and they proceed to talk to Judge Brak*
Space Ghost: Your honor, any mention of Luke's father is irrelevant to the case at hand and is prejudicial.
Hulk: Space Ghost put Luke on the stand and the dealings with his father are relevant. Luke so far has said that Professor X has been only good, but he knows first hand that being only good doesnt mean anything in the end.
Brak: I have to agree with Mr. Banner on this one. He is YOUR witness, Space Ghost, you opened the door. Step back.
*Space Ghost returned to the defendant's table, and Hulk continues questioning*
Hulk: So, Luke, did your father initially use his powers for good?
Luke: I am not gonna answer that.
Hulk: *Looks at Judge Brak* Permission to treat as hostile?
Brak: Proceed
Hulk: Didnt your father initially use his powers for good and then betray everyone he knew and cared about?
*Luke says nothing*
Hulk: Your honor, based on Mr. Skywalker's unwillingness to answer questions, I ask that his testimony be stricken from the record in its entirety.
Brak: Mr. Skywalker, you have one more chance to answer Mr. Banner's question.
Luke: Fuck you, you red faced gremlin. I mean serious, what the hell are you? I hang out Chewbacca and HE is better looking than you.
Brak: Beast, put this man under arrest for contempt of court.
*Beast jumps off ceiling, pulls out his handcuffs and begins to walk over to Luke on the witness stand*
Luke: I hate you, Bruce! I hate you!
*Uses the force to splash the water in Bruce Banner's cup on his face*
Hulk: Dont make me angry.... You wont like me when I am angry!
Luke: ohhh, Im so scared! What are you gonna do? give me a restraining order? Eat this!
*Uses the force to shatter Mr. Banner's glass on his head*
Beast: oh shit.....
*All people in the courtroom audience run out of the room*
*Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk and he jumps over to Luke, grabs him by the head and chucks him into the wall, where he lays unconscious*
Hulk: RAWRR!!!!!
*a window cracks and in enters the Wonder Twins*
Zan and Jayna: Wonder Twin powers activate!Zan: Form of...a tranquilizer dart!
Jayna: Form of... an elephant!
*Poof, they both transform. Jayna puts the dart in her trunk and fires it at Hulk*
*Hulk proceeds to slowly go to sleep and transform back into Bruce Banner*
*Zan and Jayna return to their original forms and fly away*
Brak: Well, that was lovely. Beast, arrest Mr. Skywalker and get him some medical attention. We will take our lunch break now so Mr. Banner can get his clothes back on and the sedative can wear off. We will reconvene in an hour. We are adjourned.
*On his way out, Brak kicks Luke in the crotch.....*
Brak: Chewbacca my ass. At least I didnt sleep with my fucking sister!
*Spits on Luke and exits the room*
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