The Trial of Professor X - Closing Statements

Brak: Space Ghost, you may proceed with your closing statements.
Space Ghost: Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to keep something in mind when you go to vote, who has any proof? Jubilee claims to have been mentally sexually harassed by Professor X, but she has tried to steal the boyfriend of her best friend on her own. Wilma Flintstone, the accuser, is a known prostitute and claims she did things against her will. Things she does normally for money. Who has accepted blame for anything throughout this case? My client has! He has admitted to hiring a prosititute. He has admitted to being attracted to younger women, some of which have been his students. But no one, I mean no one, has seen Professor X ever act inappropriately towards anyone. I ask you to remember that he has admitted to so many wrong misdoings through this trial, but denies every sexual abusing anyone. I ask you to not only put the charges on trial here, but also the credibility of the witnesses.
Brak: My. Banner.
Hulk: Ladies and gentlemen, at some point, the word "coincidence" goes out the door. Is it a concidence that Jubiliee was harassed by Professor X? Was it a coincidence that Professor X caused Magneto great harm with his actions towards Juggernaut? Was it a coincidence that Professor X's constant invasion of Magneto's mind caused him to create a helmet to prevent this invasion? And not even mentioned, Juggernaut, his own brother, made a helmet. And now, is it a coincidence that Wilma Flintstone claims Professor X, of all people, sexually abused her? I think not. Ladies and gentlemen, the defense wants you to put the credibility of our witnesses on the line. I ask you to put the defendant's credibility on the line. He has done nothing but admit to urges, none of which are illegal unless acted upon. And now, it is the state's contention that he has acted on them and is cowering behind a flimsy defense. See through this facade and render a guilty verdict. Thanks.
Brak: Ladies and gentle of the jury, it is now your time to deliberate.

CK: It is now time to vote on Professor X's guilt. In the left panel, you will see a location to vote on whether you think Professor X is guilty or not guilty. His fate is in your hand. From today (5/19), you will have approximately one week to vote; the poll will end on May 27th and I will then post the truth of the case. I hope you were entertained.