Captain Planet: Please state your name for the court.
Peter Griffin: Peter Griffin
Captain Planet: And have you seen the defendant, Mr. Kool Aid, before?
Peter Griffin: Yes, the day he broke through the wall of the courtroom
Captain Planet: Are you sure you saw him and not someone else?
Peter Griffin: Of course I'm sure. Just like that time I was sure Brian tasted like chicken....
Captain Planet: right.... o.k. so, after Kool Aid broke through the wall, what did he do?
Peter Griffin: Well, he tried to just walk away as if nothing happened.
Captain Planet: At this time, I would like to introduce a video clip from the courtroom, marked as State's evidence 1
Aquaman: Proceed
Captain Planet: Nothing further.
Aquaman: Mr. Keebler.
Ernie Keebler: Mr. Griffin, you dont like mascots, do you?
Peter Griffin: Who, me? heeheeheeheeheehee
Ernie Keebler: In fact, you have an on going feud with a mascot chicken, dont you?
Peter Griffin: He gave me a bad coupon. No one gives me a bad coupon!
Ernie Keebler: So it is fair to say that you have a hatred for mascots, isnt it?
Peter Griffin: Just the chicken. I just want to choke that chicken!
(off in the distance, you hear a faint "giggity")
Ernie Keebler: Mr. Griffin, have you ever been associated with any police department?
Peter Griffin: Well, I was a sheriff once, and a member of the police in Quahog in a time of crisis. OH! And I was a member of the A-Team!
Ernie Keebler: Be that as it may, you intentionally set up Mr. Kool Aid to break through the wall, didnt you?
Peter Griffin: what?!
Ernie Keebler: Wasnt it YOUR court case that drew everyone top the courthouse that day? and wasnt it YOUR family that started the "oh no" chant that every one knows summons Mr. Kool Aid?
Peter Griffin: well, maybe. But it wasnt my intention.
Ernie Keebler: And isnt it true that you were acting as an agent of the state that day? Werent you trying to get Mr. Kool Aid back in jail after just being released?
Captain Planet: Objection!
Ernie Keebler: Withdrawn.
(Ernie begins to walk back to the defense table)
Ernie Keebler: oh, one last question, Mr. Griffin. The previous mascot you had a problem with, the chicken. What was the last thing you remember doing to him?
Peter Griffin: I think it was letrting him get hit by the blades of an airplane.
Ernie Keebler: Thank you.
Captain Planet: Redirect your honor
Aquaman: Keep it short.
Captain Planet: After the day when you received bad coupons, had you ever went looking for the chicken?
Peter Griffin: no.
Captain Planet: So how did the incident start?
Peter Griffin: The chicken was on some kind of vendetta. Like Stewie after that time I breast fed him.
(off in the distance, you hear another faint "giggity")
Captain Planet: So after the first encounter, you harbored no ill-feelings towards the chicken and never went out of your way to harass him, did you?
Peter Griffin: no.
Captain Planet: Nothing further.
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